The Site Mother!: Deh Blawg

Metal Gear Awesome!

Sun, 18 May 2008 14:39:00 -0500

Yesterday I went to gamestop with my mom I bought the Metal Gear essentials collection to play before MGS4 and now I almost beat the first. This is sweet also last nite I played Sardines for three hours with my family while My gramma made deep fried stuff ( fries mozzarella sticks, and cheese!) Well in about two hours I will go back there and play cards . I just did the dishes and cleaned up the counter . For breakfast I had steak and eggs with American cheese. I just uploaded the excerpt from Cray Fish island by me and Jack. Hey I got an A+ on it so it cant be bad!!! I am now watching Seinfeld. Yesterday my mom bought me some of those already made rootbeer floats by A&W they rock!!! OK its weird that I am typing this SH** right now but I think I will start typing the AWESOME BOOK 1!!!!!!!!!! ok bYBEYBY

Oh yah

Thu, 15 May 2008 20:13:14 -0500

I also got Mario KArt wii and reserved MGS4 for ps3 and watched the DVD it came with today. HEhehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehe eheheheheheh ehehehe heheh ehe he heh e hehehehe hehe hehehe heheheheheh ehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehe heheheheheheheheheheheheheh hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

That means you are ignorant!

Thu, 15 May 2008 20:08:31 -0500

Ive recently been sick from school with a bad cough. So i caught up on GTA,. I am on To live and Die In Alderny and it is HARD!. I am done with all of Brucie's car stealing and got the cat bomb from Packie. Im around 62.meh percent done! Today I exchanged words with my science teacher who said I was a bad person so I said "only ignorant people accuse other people of being bad people." He sent me out and everyone clappeded. Yay! Then I played on Rock Band with the song i bought today Joker and The Theif ( ROCK WOLFMOTHA!) Also I played hide and seek with my family. Meh thats it. I added a school section and a spot for my stories . Gonna update tommorow maybe. Keep checking YAchs -LoHan

Now playing!

Fri, 02 May 2008 16:41:54 -0500

Now im a playin GTA 4 and then assassins creed. If you want to go against me tell muh! I am more than 12 percent in GTA. Wow it has a lot of missions and stuff to do (understatement of the year!). I am over 12 percent done and I killed Vlad and scored with Michelle twice , getting 100 percent Fondness and then 50 percent by shooting near her. I owned her at darts 1nce and never played again! Bullseyes :1. Also I killed Ivan the not so terrible and use most of the now available cheats. I have mostly used the Super GT cheat and the weapons STRONG cheat. Havent tried the hookers probably wont too. In this game I have owned and done all of the missions and skipped none.

My Video Game sheddyule

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:40:09 -0500

1 Finish Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 Finish Unreal Tournament 3 hopefully by that time it will be the 28th for GTA4!

Errghonomically Correkt Bed Arrangimentals

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:38:43 -0500

THE CRAP THAT RECENTLY HAPPENEDED(ED?) LISTED NOT-SO-CHRONOLOGICALLY BITCH! got called a dirty mouth lied to a nurse and called my mom and used code made a grappling hook got it taken got it thrown away had a conference oh yeah Im pissed at: the song that says then there is a mountain then there isnt then there is! and the Flav (hes so old) ok back to the list played drums alot played some rock band my dad got a memory foam bed i slept in it a bunch of times we made my moms apartment i slept in it a bunch of times read up on rock artists bought tons of cereal wanted to make a terrarium bought some dew...drank it beat gillys pinball score got my score beaten took a shower shaved got a zepp shirt wore said shirt freaked out got past a level in vegas for ps3 played spys played outside played soccer played baseball played kickball played matball got soccer gear birdwatched saved the president from terrorists rented soylent green Oh Dah Thets Et Mawn!

MehMehMehehehe TODAYS SHIZNIT BOTCH!

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:22:52 -0500

Recently I have been playing Call Of duty 4 online trying to get lvl 55. No luck. I just took a huge diarrhea pot full and now I feel lighter! Friday and Saturday I was sick Oh wait I already said so. Well I traded in Heavenly Sword and Kingdom Hearts and other OK games to reserve Grand Theft Auto 4 Normal edition. Well Me and Gilly (grammar SCREW YOU!) have been playing a spy game we made up complete with call of duty 4 level system! Im level 55 and shes 25. Its fun. Today my dad got a memory foam matress and we cleaned off the porch. My mom got us each a Mountain Dew Collector bottle the hippie Bus One! We had lots of good energy. Later I actually got tired of Call Of Duty 4. We are thinking of getting a pig. If not a little puppie! It will be a lab named ... I don't know but it will be awesome. I also missed a damn field trip for 3 hours. Its ok though we got gummies and watched a dumb history movie. At lunch I did notta. Ok well time to play with Gilly. We're gonna climb a tree!

woah beens awhiles ( my new obsessions , my new depressions )

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:45:25 -0500

Wow I havent blogged since March! Lots of crap happened : Im givin the short version I got a new class I handed in my report I rented Call Of Duty 4 I played CoD4 with Jerome My parents fought I had a panic attack My mom read to me I freaked out on people I Gained a love for Monster Ive began collecting Mountain Dew Green Label Arts Pima died I returned CoD 4 I rented it again I watched Nancy Drew I stayed home sick Im still sick I missed Jr High orientation from Cod 4 and sickness I went to my grammas house and ate KFC and played GTA Im no longer addicted to GTA San Andreas I bought Rainbow Six Vegas These events are not in chronologic order See yah FoooMopothamus

Whatty I did and didnt do terday!

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:23:12 -0500

When I woke up I took my Prednisone ( hey if you dont know what is SCREW YOU! ) and its side effects were kickin in! Well I woke up and ate an egg and ham. Pima had the same meal as me! Minus the ham ( he gets a soup bone ). Then I checked out club penguin to see if CP Trainer would let me hack myself into member status as my membership expired today ( check the calender FOO ) Well anyways it wouldn't ( stupid creator and his non-working hacks! ).As i type this Pima is annoying the goat out of me with his bone ( aww hes having the time of his life ). Ok back to my amazing day. I signed on AIM and IMed some friends pointlessly ( one of my friends got a pizza). Then I grabbed my 16 dollees and hopped into a pair of my dads pants which (from the Zone to the P) didnt fit! My legs bulged out and "fluid" was the explanation!!!! Ok so back to muh day , we got in the car. We being Gilly, Logan and Mommajommba and got my package of wii games and started the car . We went to the post office and put the 2 ellbee (pound) package into the mailbox and then read the 16 ounces or less. By the time I told my mom , we were already 2 whole feet away so she wouldnt turn around. Then we went by the bank but decided not to go for some reason ( Im sorry trees for our pointless car pollution!!). Wall mat was our next stop. I with my 16 dollars and Gilly with her cap (or 20 dollars) and Mom with her paycheck and extra 21 dollars ( she won a job lottery called 50/50) strolled into Walmart ( yeah the one where the guy got caught goaterbating ) . First we went into the picture frames to look for no apparent really and then we went and got my dad a new mug ( hes really into the iced coffees ). Now down to business "Kids lets go look at the toys " my mom said, for the first time in a long time. We had to get a present for my little cute baby cousin , Mary. We looked at a talking Backpack from Dora but decided on a Mickey doll, a Minney doll, and a Mickey coloring book we got at the front area. As we were getting the dolls I saw my friend and his family. He kinda acknowledged my existence ... I guess. Next up was Electronics,YAY! I checked out the reason I came here and found what I was looking for NOT. I tried to find Grand Theft Auto Vice City Stories and Liberty City Stories to play on muh aunts PS2 ( aunts need to kill hookers too!) But alls i found was a crappy section of bowling games and WWE Raw collections. What The F*** Walmart??? I decided on checking out the ps3 section, and am I glad I did! I found Rainbow 6 Vegas the second I got there and immediately bought it.My mom fronted my muh eBay cash (30 bucks) and I bott it. While we were in the checkout we saw my Grampa, who got a haircut. He walked us to our car and we went home. I checked the messages and found my dad would be home at 1:00 pm instead of noon ( it was 12:16 ). Then I began playing the Mother and it was OK. Really hard though and multiplayer sucks. My uncle sent me a ps3 message about it. As I'm typing my mom is playing rock band in my room. It is 10:15 pm. So back to the story...{fog machine} I moved on to my Rock Band phase of the day I rocked and rocked. After my dad finally came home and he came with Fajitas ( mmm I love fajitass)Grill that is. Then my mom had to go to work ( she bakes cakes and stuff) My dad and I played Vegas co-op for a good hour and then he took a nap. Next I watched a chunky of the Untouchables until the dinner/baseball scene. Then I went downstairs and watched a Family Gay ... excuse me Gut ... wow Gee ... what I meant was Family Goat ... Guydammit! What the guy? I cant guy right. {cough} Ok i think im good now sorry about that so I watched a Family Guy and then woke up my dad. We talked about fixing a Harddrive for my ps3 and then we had an egg hunt with Gilly. Then I put away dishes with music and did laundry and put away clothes. Then I went on a cleaning spree I cleaned everything. My dad made a work smoothie and I drank while organizing my mom recipes from a to z ( for and hour and a half ). Then my mom came home and we ate oreos. Then I went to play rock band and beat Flirtin With Disaster on expert drums and got 87 % (or was it 86?) Well Im gonna go see my mom now. She is still playing rock band. Byebye for now Botch!

Todays Happenins and Some Weekend Goals !

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:20:01 -0500

I know you really care a mothers hump about what i did today so Ill tell you! After I woke up and took my 8 o clocks I checked my ebay ( no bids ) with it ending at 7:01 tonite. I had no school for secret reasons so I went upstairs and played rock band ( of course ) while my mom dropped off Gilly (my sister).Then I went downstairs and checked out some leftover buttermilk eggos ( i call them Faggos ) Then I had some leftover easter candies and symphony pieces. Then ( my mom is back now) I asked for some cherry pepsi. My mom said no have some cranberry-apple juice because its good for your pee! So I mixed the two in a wine glass ( i like to pretend ) and sucked it down! After I went on to the internet onto funny-games.biz and found a cool game called magic defense or something and played that for a good freakin 30 minutes until I died @*#*&!@. My mom and I warched some Simpsons and then we went up and -you guessed it!- played Rock Band for until 12:00 when my dad came home. We read the mail and he ate some food. Then we talked about my new class! WooHoo mrs. spadafora ! Then i grabbed muh Poe and the Iliad and got driven over to Grandmamas house. There I played Grand Theft Auto ( see interests) and drank meseelf a dew .. mountain dew. I played with the doggies also.My uncle-doo Bert stopped in and showed me some nerdy gadgetry ( a cool flashlight). Then at 3:00 Uncley-o jerome came home and we played frisbee and my dad came and played and dropped off Gilly. We all played outside for a half-an-hour until my dad left and I went back to the Auto for some hooker-killin-cop-battlin-turf-tagging fun! Then at 8 clock I checked my ebay and found that my hard work had not payed off NOTHING SOLD!!! Then I tookedy my other 8 o clocks and my dad came. We all played cards and I had cookies and milk. Now Im home and getting ready to curl up with the Poe or mebbeh watch the Untouchables! Att this point in time my interests are: Finishing Grand Theft Auto San Andeas Beating The Perfect Drug on expert drums Reading the Iliad Byby for now brochanicus!